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Sunday, April 20, 2014

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Funny Love Sms Biography

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Once A Girl Askd Her Bf : Why We Have Units To Measure Weight, Height & Distance But Not Love, Friendship & Trust? . Boy Thought For A While . . . Took Her In His Arms, Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said Look, DON'T Eat My Brain! I Have Already Failed In Physics

Deedar ki talab hai to Nazrain jamaaye rakh GHALiB Parda ho ya Naqaab Sarakta zaroor hai..! M0ral: Ghalib bhi theek banda nahi

Father: "what can u do for my daughter?" Boy: "i would die for her!" Father: "i don't like u." Boy: "why?" Father: "i am looking for someone who would live for her not someone who would just die and leave her alone." MORAL: Hero banney se b bezati ho jati

2 chiryo ki love story: 1 din chirya boli: Mjhe chor kr kbhi tm urh to nhi jaogy? Chira: Urh jaun tu pakar lena Chirya: Mai tmhy pakr skti hn magr phr pa nhi skti Chira ki aankho mai aansu agaye, usny apny pankh tor dye Or bola: ab hm hmesha sath rahngy 1 din b0ht zor sy tofan aya, chirya urhny lagi Tbhi chira bola: Tm urh jao, mai nhi

Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay!
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay,
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?

Hight Of Optimism…
A Man Marrying His Own Secretary
Thinking That..
She Will Still Follow His Orders As Before

Fact of the day…:p . . .
80 percent of the exam is always based on 1 lecture that YoU missed
and
1 topic that YoU didn’t prepare.

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
And stop only when we enter the examination hall.

How will a rat purpose a cat…??
?
..??
?
“Billo Rani Kaho Tou Abhi Jaan De Doon..
O Billo Rani..!!;-)

Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Banta says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D

Teacher: what is meant by
“I MISS YOU”
.
.
.
.
Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
“Mein tumhari miss hon!”

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Banta: BAProfessor:For sodium? Banta: NAProfessor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Banta : BANANA

Funny Love Sms Love SMS In Hindi Messages English In Urdu In Marathi Images Bangla Wallpapers In Tamil Malayalam